Hi, hello, how are you? Cool, now that that’s out of the way, let’s discuss Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper’s performance of “Shallow” at the 2019 Academy Awards.
Okay, so the performance started off with the two of them walking onto the stage together, hand in hand. The perfect foreplay to the beautiful love these two were about to make with their voices.
And once they got settled it was VERY clear that, while there could be 100 people in a room, they ONLY had eyes for each other.
Y’all, all jokes aside, this is the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen in my damn life, just look at them look at each other:
And the whole performance is shot like something out of a beautiful fever dream. Someone give these people an Oscar for setting this up!
But the cherry on top, the crème de la crème of the performance was when Bradley walked around the piano, sat next to Gaga, and THIS happened:
THAT. LOOK. That’s it. I am pregnant now. So is everyone else witnessing this. We’re all pregnant now.
Every single person in the audience was just WAITING for a sweet kiss between the two:
Most of us completely forgetting that Bradley is, in fact, in a relationship already (but hey, it looked like they forgot for a second, too):
Many noticed that the look Gaga was giving Bradley resembled a certain ~other~ famous look:
So, uh…yeah, there ya have it. I will be comparing every love scene I ever see from this point on to this moment. 12/10 amazing.